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Three things cool whip, socks, and barnyard animals.

weezil
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Put slice of bread on chest, dip one hand in mayo, other in ketchup. Place both hands across chest, cover with another slice. Take HUGE bite! Yeeeeooooowwwww!

Jeff
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Put a pig's ear on your forehead than let our dog squigly loose. He loves pigs ears and will go tearing up your body (he has very sharp nails) and growl and bite at you. You will definately wake up. He is a minicher pincher.

Alexander Jackson
Homepage: Alex's Treehouse - don't have it up yet

I would slip his zipper down and give him the Best blow job, every day.

Doug
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Sorry, Doug, no chance, for woman only ...
Dierk

Put shaving cream on Dierk's hand, and tickle his nose.... Then again, we could always PINCH his nose until he gasps...... but NAH. Be decent..... Give him the CLAUDIA method =)

John Fontana
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young Timmy walk in from next door and jumps on your stomach

jason
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Wake him up ???Why ? I'd let him sleep and then i'd steal all his stuff {-_o}

Harbinger
Homepage: The place where the fun never stops

? I'd tell ya'...

... but then I'd have to kill you.

Max
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Ich würde dich streicheln,küssen und wieder massagen und streicheln.........bis du heiss und wach würdest

Jukka
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I would send you a singing telegram telling you to wake up over and over in the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb".

Johnny the Deformed Muppet
Homepage: Johnny's Keen Site

Einfach einen Schlagbohrer zur hand nehmen und dann geht's los....

Thomas
Homepage: TRK's Welt

I would loudly play an annoying Spice Girls album NONSTOP in Dierk's room. He would have to eventually wake up just to kick me in the face for putting him through such torture!

Viki
Homepage: vXn's Cognition

Urinate in a hat and gently place it on Dierk's head.

JOSUE
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Use his computer to hack into government systems while he sleeps, then sit back and watch when the cops come and throw him in the slammer.

Smiley
Homepage: Smiley Power

I would sit on you and start tickling you until you couldn't stand it anymore........and then I would lick your earlobes and nibble my way all over, until I was sure you wouldn't go back to sleep. And trust me, you wouldn't! :) GuTeN mOrGeN, lIeBsChEn!!!!! hehe

Shannon
Homepage: Parks Place

Mal ganz im ernst:
Es gibt NUR EINEN,der Dich wecken kann!
-JESUS-CHRISTUS-!
Nochmal ganz ernst:
Was haben die Praktiken der katholischen Kirche noch mit Jesus-Christus gemeinsam?!
Glaube Mir! -NICHTS!-
Lehne Dich zurück,rauch etwas Gras und lass los...
Willst Du FLIEGEN? Willst Du FREI Sein? :-) JA?
Dann bitte Jesus darum,VERSUCH ES DOCH EINFACH!
Oder schlafe weiter...
Ganz wie DU es Dir Wünschst...
Du Glaubst nicht,daß Jesus hier auf diesem Planeten vor ca.2000 Jahren gelebt hat?
Kannst du beweisen,daß Er nicht hier war?
NEIN! (wie denn auch?!)
Kannst Du beweisen,DAß Er hier war?!
JA! (WARUM,bitteschön,hast Du ein GEHIRN in Deinem Kopf?!)
WARUM hast Du ein HERZ in Deinem Körper?!
WARUM LEBST DU?!
WARUM hast Du ein Loch in Deinem Arsch?
JA,DIESER TEXT IST "STRANGE"... NA UND?!
Hey,es gibt ein Musikstück,Welches dir fühlbar machen kann,was Frieden,Liebe und Sehnsucht bedeutet:
KLASSIK-
Komponist: DVORAK
Titel: HUMORESKE
(Gibts in jedem guten CD-Laden)...
LASS DEINE -W I R K L I C H E N - TRÄUME
E R W A C H E N UND LEBE SIE....
ALLES IST GUT
in diesem sinne...
Blauberg :-)

Blauberg
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