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Stick his hand in a nice glass of water that ought to do the trick.

whyteart
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Shine 2 BRIGHT lights in his eyes and scream "WATCH OUT ... A BUS!!!"

Jill
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Slide my slithery snake, Fang - 5 foot corn snake - over to give him a good morning hug. BTW, corn snakes are big enough to hug but not hurt you.

Pat
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I would put on my best 70s gear, an outfit that can make me look 'right pimpish'(i.e., velevet hat with feather, platform shoes, three piece leisure suit, sunglasses, toothpick, etc.), put on my best Barry White music, perhaps some Curtis Mayfield, you know "Freddy's Dead" and all that and give you a pimpslap!

CRADDOCK
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I would have a batch file that repeatedly plays the Microsoft sound wave file over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again and again....

Cryptoque
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i have acouple of dogs and 2kids that could giveyou a lick ands a tug or i could just put some shaving creamon your nose

Angela Smith
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I would unload a can of Glade Lavender fields all over his lazy, comatose, lying self and then go outside and find a big old beehive. Then I'd swat it a few times with an aluminum baseball bat (I'd probably wear protective gear first) and then the bees would get real mad and come out of the hive at which point they would notice the overpowering lavender scent and decide to go check it out. How's that for a rude awakening! o:-)

Annie
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ok.....I think some salt on your feet and a couple of licking llamas ought to do the trick....ay?

Camille Sorg
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I WOULD HAVE MY DAYCARE CLASS (AGES 2)COME IN YELLING,JUMPING,PLAYING ALL OVER THE ROOM AND ON HIM.. THAT WOULD WAKE UP ANYBODY..LOL

dale
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Ich hupe, wie soll man Geisterfahrer auf der Autobahn sonst wecken????

Andreas
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Deine Festplate vormatiren!

gerrit
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I'd get my favorite punk band SNFU to come to your house and play the song "Bumper Stickers" really loud. Now that would be something to wake up to!

Johnny the Bucket Boy
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SLOOOWLY slip off Dierk's shoes and socks, then gently wake him by smelling his barefeet--the gentle exhaling of my breath across his soles would surely tickle him awake!!!

andrew
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Yako comes out and bashes him flat with a giant mallet that he pulled out of his trousers.

joseph
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